Borg Bath Towel Set | ThinkGeek


Dirt will be eliminated. Resistance is futile.

  • Add these towels' biological and technological distinctiveness to your own
  • Black bath towel has an embroidered row of grey and green borg circuitry
  • Black hand towel features green embroidered Borg symbol
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Dirt will be eliminated. Resistance is futile.

The actors who played the original Borg apparently had to be glued into their suits and had to be unglued in order to go to the bathroom. Which had to be inconvenient. Least popular alien to play after eating super-spicy food.

Fortunately, being actual Borg, we don't have this weakness. We have provided this Star Trek Borg 2 Piece Towel Set for drying off after a shower which will regenerate a layer of original species epidermis. The second piece of this towel set will also allow for disinfection of non-cybernetic hands so that no communicable diseases from species we are attempting to assimilate are introduced to the collective. Just remember not to get any cybernetic enhancements wet. That's unpleasant for all.

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